Lord, did the United States look like dog dirt against Jamaica. I felt like I should have been paid to watch the first thirty minutes, they played so poorly. Here’s a player-by-player slag:
US Lineup Versus Jamaica
Keller-Can’t blame him for the goal. Came off a virtually unmarked player at a weird angle and crept in the top corner. Looked competent the rest of the time and didn’t have that much to do thanks the wild shots Jamaica seemed to like from fifty yards out. Kasey still scares the hell out of me with the ball at his feet thought.
Hejduk-My God, what is this guy still doing on the nat’l team? He got cut from a Swiss team for Christ’s sake. When will Arena figure out that Frankie’s penetrating runs up the wing don’t mean jack if he consistently balloons his crosses into the cheap seats? And every time he tackles and leaves his feet, it’s a complete crap shoot whether he gets the ball or gets totally burned. Still, he’s better than Goose, I guess. But Cherundolo? Sanneh? Even Convey would be preferable.
Pope-Good strong game although his distribution wasn’t great. Still, he did a good job handling those big Jamaican strikers.
Bocanegra-For my money, the Man of the Match. No wonder the Fire suck now that he’s gone. Ran down loose balls, got stuck in tackles, clearances, headers, the whole shootin’ match. Carlos was the man.
Vanney-Okay, if a little lacklustre especially towards the end. His crosses could have been of consistently higher quality.
Reyna-Reyna ran hot and cold this game. I’m not a big Reyna fan and I think he’s the most overrated player of this generation of American players but he had some nice touches. Still, I think he tends to give up and drag ass especially tracking back on defense. Still, he had some great passes tonight. I’d give him a B for the performance.
Armas-Easily one of his most forgettable outings in a US jersey. Hasn’t been quite the same since the injury and I fear that his best days might be behind him, even though I love him. I’d rather play without legs than play without Armas! Still, he was getting outmuscled tonight and that’s the strongest part of his game. Distribution wasn’t too sharp.
Stewart-Another guy who I can’t believe is still on the team, much less starting. Great leader? No doubt. Experienced? No doubt. But he no longer has the legs or the touch to be the factor he used to be. Was constantly muscled off the ball and played poor passes. Bruce, please retire him.
Beasley-Beas played pretty well and had some nice jitterbug moves in the game’s last quarter hour. Combined nicely with Vanney several times and sent in some decent balls. Kept the defenders chasing shadows and was fouled about three hundred times with only a couple calls. No wonder the Fire suck now that he’s gone.
McBride-Same as Armas. Got the crap kicked out of him, lost his man for Jamaica’s goal, and didn’t do much in front of the opposition’s net. An entirely forgettable outing for McBride, too. Just an off night, although he hasn’t looked as dominant in the US jersey lately as he did in the WC.
Donovan-Not an outstanding game for Landon, but not a bad one either. How calm is this guy to find Ching on the goal? Several great passes and a couple of breathtaking bursts forward that have become his hallmark. Still, a few poor passes at critical moments and still doesn’t always make the right choices in attack but hey, he’s awesome and I love to watch him link up with Beasley.
Ching (sub)-I could have strung him up by his nipples after he missed the absolute peach served to him just after coming on. He steamed through the middle like a locomotive but how in the world did he miss the point-blank header? He utterly redeemed himself with the goal, though. That was easily ten times harder to score, yet he pulled it off. A class striker and a terrific guy to have in your deck when McBride is off his game or needs to come off. More to come from him, I suspect.
Jones (sub)-Historically, I’ve not been that big of a Cobi fan ever since the “Melrose Place” incident but he came in a did some good work. I hope Frankie watched him cross the $#%!@ing ball into the box to the guys in the white shirts. He had three times as many good crosses as Frankie and he only got fifteen minutes. Good on Cobi. He could be a valuable role player during this campaign.
Lewis (sub) -He has big ears. Looks like a taxicab driving down the street with the doors open. Did he touch the ball?
Nothing would have been worse than a loss and the boys are damn lucky they didn’t come out empty handed. The referee was amazingly unbiased and the Jamaican field looked level and had grass on it, so I wasn’t sure this was really a World Cup Qualifier. And at first I thought it was the US vs. the New York Giants. Jamaica’s strategy isn’t a bad one for this qualifying campaign–pack the team with big brutes and bully the hell out of everyone. They came very close to succeeding tonight.
Where to go for the US? I’d like to see Bruce give Pat Noonan and Steve Ralston a shot in the midfield and do something for God’s sake, evolve or something, to get Hejduk off the field without sliding Agoos in. Call in Cherundolo or something, although he probably would have gotten run over tonight. Right fullback, anyone? Anyone? Next up, El Salavador. Another ninety minutes of breath-holding exercises, I’m sure.