Ahoy there. Writing this last post from gay Paris and I`m keeping it short because of the goofy French keyboard that has the q where the a belongs, amongst other oddities. You need to shift to use the period? There`s no apostrophe? Huh?

I have lots to blab about per usual but it`ll have to wait. Paris has been very nice but very touristy this time of year and full of Americans. We saw five times as many Americans today in Paris than we did in two weeks in Portugal and that`s not an exaggeration; in fact, that`s probably an understatement.

Tonight France faces Mexico in a friendly and we`re going to watch in a pub. A few Mexican tourists here as well. I told Amy that I was going to try and start a fight with Mexican fans but pretending to be a Frenchman. Wish me luck. Viva la France! Home sometime Sunday and pictures should soon follow…