The Always Insightful Insights of Trent Hergenrader

Weekend of Excess

Filed under: General, Reading — Trent @ 3:30 am


This weekend was a lot of fun but featured too much of everything. Too much sun, too much water, too much food, too much drink. We stayed out on Amy’s folks new pontoon boat from around 11:00 to 5:00 and soaked in the lake. Athena chased her floating frisbee for much of the time and is now catatonic. I got a bunch of water in my ear and had to take a decongestant to clear it up and I’m now awake. At 3:00 am.

The word for the day will be “sluggish.” I had a great torta cubana (my new favorite dish) for dinner Saturday night, and followed that up with a lunch of chips, two Tecates and two MGDs for lunch today. Sluggish.


Amy’s pop surprised me with a gift of a book: How Soccer Explains the World: An [Unlikely] Theory of Globalizationby Frank Foer. My father-in-law knows I love footie and I love reading and made an impulse purchase because he’s that kind of guy. And he hit the nail on the head. The book is 250+ pages with generous margins but its sheer readability meant I finished the whole thing in less than 24 hours.

It’s not a great book but it is a very good one. The chapters address, in order: soccer’s place in the break-up of Yuogslavia; the religious nature of Celtic vs. Rangers in Scotland; Jews and football; the sentimental Chelski hooligan; Brazilian soccer’s web of corruption; Nigerians, racism, and the Ukrainian league; the Italian oligarchy’s stranglehold on the sport; the spirit of Catalan nationalism in Barcelona; Iranian women illegally attending footie matches; and the sport’s place in the US culture wars.

The chapters I liked least were the ones about Spain and the US. Foer overly sentimentalizes Barcelona claiming the club transcends…well, everything, actually. And the chapter on the US brings up meathead idiot Jim Rome and how the sport here is elitist when everywhere else it’s populist, but then makes it a point that the US is at a disadvantage playing at home because all of the Hispanics who attend games and cheer for their home country. Foer doesn’t really connect the two and makes some dodgy conclusions, like baseball has little appeal outside North America and that only white kids are playing the game here. His numbers for players are based on the Sporting Goods Manufacturers of America’s numbers, which really only tells you how many shoes and balls are being bought. Factor in things like I had three pairs of shoes—cleats, turf shoes, and studs—while a poorer kid may play in tennis shoes or his/her older sibling’s boots and the SGMA numbers go to hell quickly.

Besides these shortcomings (and the fact that Foer’s both an Ars*nal and Barca fan) the book is a fast, engaging read and recommended for anyone interested in how globalization has impacted the world’s game.

Current Mood: I Am Going to Be Very Tired|

The First of What Will Be Many Footie Posts in the Coming Months

Filed under: - England/EPL, - Spain/La Liga — Trent @ 9:42 am


It’s all but a done deal, Michael Carrick from Tottenham to Man Ure for £18 million. I’m of two minds about this as Carrick was a revelation last season, but £18 million? That’s quite a bit of wonga that can be spent buying up the rest of the young players in England. And it’s not like Tottenham’s short of quality midfielders.

Up top, I’m disappointed that Mido was allowed to go back to Roma but I’m excited about Dimitar Berbatov coming the other way from Bayer Leverkusen. Between Berbatov, Defoe, and Keane there’s a strong trio of strikers.

Honestly though, Spurs would do well to repeat this past year’s performance. I don’t see any of the Big Four struggling again which means that fifth and sixth spot are going to be contested from a pool of teams that next rung down. A good run in the UEFA Cup would be more than welcome though.


Speaking of good business dealings, how about Real Madrid making the most of the Serie A liquidation sale? Swooping for the duo of Fabio Cannavaro and Emerson from Juventus is the best bit of transfer business the club has done in a long time as it adds much-needed steel to the squad’s core. Ruud van Nistelrooy for £11 million? Since when does Madrid go bargain shopping? I wish they’d go in for Ashley Cole as a replacement at left back but you can’t have everything. The squad looks a sight better than last year at this time and they’ve also got an experienced manager at the helm.

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So what’s going to happen this season? I predict more of the same.

In England the formula is rather simple. Shevchenko + Ballack + All the Rest = Title. I have no idea what Man Ure are doing and I don’t think the crop at the Ars* are going to be able to overtake the holders as they play in flashes—brilliant one day, flat the next. Liverpool looks better already with Bellamy up top and ridding themselves of the dead weight of Cisse and Morientes (who I wish well) while keeping the rest of the Spanish contingent intact, but better than the Russians? I don’t think so. The chasing pack will be familiar faces of Bolton, Spurs, Newcastle, and who? Man City? Doubtful. Boro? Even more doubtful. And I’ve given up trying to predict what the hell Everton’s going to do.

Spain is the same way. Barca is currently the best team on the planet and with so many new faces, I don’t know if Madrid and Valencia will be able to gel fast enough to nip them. Valencia should be good again this year and strengthened the squad with Fernando Morientes and Asier del Horno, both of whom are more suited for Spanish than English football. Can Sevilla keep a good thing going? Can Atlético Madrid get some medication to control their bi-polar behavior? Will Celta Vigo and Deportivo La Coruña bounce back from disappointing seasons? The best part about La Liga is the Jeckyll and Hyde nature of so many teams makes it hard to predict. There’s always one unexpected team that makes a strong push to the top and other teams that can never seem to get out of second gear. Barca vs. Real should be fun this year, as should the meetings with Valencia.

Current Mood: Friday |
Currently Listening To - The Misfits - “The Misfits”

Um…

Filed under: Politics — Trent @ 4:35 pm

Exxon reported a profit of $10.36 billion for the second three months of the year, or $1.72 per share, up from $7.64 billion, or $1.20 per share, a year ago…

Putting it into perspective, Exxon earned $114 million per day in the second quarter. That’s $79,000 per minute or $1,300 per second.

Thank God no American cities have recently been destroyed that need to be rebuilt, otherwise we’d have to think about taxing such egrigious profits in a time when gas costs over $3 gallon.

The Don & Spain(ish)

Filed under: Reading — Trent @ 3:18 pm


I’m well into Part Two of Don Quixote, chapter 11 to be precise, and it’s hilarious. Cervantes plays with the idea of authenticity of authorship of Don Quixote and Part Two opens with a scholar from Salamanca coming to meet Don Quixote and Sancho, as they’ve become famous after their adventures from Part One had been published without their knowledge. What follows is discussion about the roles they play and how their reputations may have been enhanced or sullied depending on how they were depicted in the book. It’s great stuff.

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The other night on the HD channel they had a bit on Spain, specifically on flamenco in Morón de la Frontera (that’s pronounced mor-OHN, thank you very much) and the 500+ mile pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela, and it put a hankering in me to go back to Spain. Yes, I am aware that I just got back from Portugal not long ago, but a trip to Portugal is not a trip to Spain. Reading Don Quixote probably doesn’t help ease said hankering.

Amy and I informally agreed that her reward for finishing school next year would be a trip to Spain and I’m hoping we stick to it. As mentioned elsewhere, I need proficiency in a second language for my graduate program and it’s gonna be Spanish; I’m enrolling through Bilingual America that says I’ll be 85-95% fluent after one year of intensive coursework. I’m not starting from scratch and I can already speak limited Spanish (I successfully asked for a haircut in Barcelona and briefly discussed with a Madrid pharmacist which can of shaving cream to buy) so I’m hoping their claim is true. My academic aim is to be able to read the works of Latin American authors in their native language, specifically Gabriel García Márquez, Jorge Luis Borges, Laura Esquivel, and Isabel Allende.

So learning Spanish will be good for travel and for reading Latin American literature, but the biggest bonus will be being able to speak to a good number of Americans in their native language. (here’s where the blog goes off the rails into a political rant) You can debate til you’re blue in the face about whether immigrants from south of the border ought to be here, you can debate the positive and negative impacts they have on the economy and all sorts of other issues, but the fact is they’ve been coming in droves and have been for years. Even if the border is sealed up today, there are going to be a lot of folks here whose first language is Spanish.

Should these immigrants learn English? Ideally yes, but I also understand that you don’t learn a language through immersion or osmosis; you need to be taught, and teachers need to be paid. I’m going to be paying about $2K for this intensive course. One might humbly suggest that if an immigrant had $2K US to spend on English lessons, with that much cash they might just stay home instead.

To the point then. I find it ironic that one day after waxing poetic about Madison and how it’s tolerant, Amy comes home from her harrassment training seminar. During the post-presentation discussion, one woman said she found her workplace to be very hostile since she worked with Hispanics who, on their lunch break, spoke Spanish. She felt like they might be making fun of her. She wanted the university to mandate that English was the only acceptable language in the workplace. Even though her co-workers were on lunch break. I.e. not getting paid.

Indulge me for a moment and imagine this: Imagine the US’ economy tanks so badly that we’ve got massive poverty and unemployment. Imagine that Japan has jobs available and employers willing to hire you so you can earn a living wage. Imagine that (with considerable effort) you manage to move to Japan and land one of these jobs; you even learn enough Japanese to get by. Then imagine that at your job there are a dozen other Americans who work there. (Now for the lobbed question) When you’re on break in the lunch room with your American co-workers, what language do you think you’d speak? Japanese? Not hardly.

More from the bleeding-heart perspective: these are people we’re talking about. They’ve got spouses, parents, children, hopes, dreams and rent to pay. They’ve got to deal with racism and more than likely classism on a daily basis (two things I don’t have to worry about) and even a lousy job with crummy pay beats the hell out of what they left behind. Quite literally, the least I can do is speak their language with a smile when I order my torta cubana from my favorite Mexican take-out, or to help explain to the guy ahead of me in line that the pharmacist is telling him that his medicine should be taken twice a day and not before driving.

My first trip to Germany I lost my glasses in a train station. I happen to speak a little German and went to the station to find a lost and found. I said to the desk clerk something along the lines of “I don’t have my glasses. Do you know where my glasses are?” and he kept saying “No” followed by a string of increasingly impatient German sentences I didn’t understand. The man behind me asked in English if he could help. I explained, and he used the magic words “lost and found” in German to which the clerk said, “Yes, that’s here.” Then the lightbulb went on and he said what I assume was, “Oh, you lost your glasses” then rummaged in his bin. “Sorry, we don’t have any glasses. Check back tomorrow.” Which I understood.

I never did find those glasses but I remember that interaction very well. You can say it’s a different situation because I didn’t choose to move to Germany without speaking the language, but to me that’s irrelevant. The situation demanded more German than I possessed and I felt pretty helpless. So at the end of the day I’m not looking to assimilate myself into “their” culture but I would like ability to extend a verbal handshake once in awhile and maybe, just maybe, get the chance to say, “She’s telling you to take this medicine once in the morning and once in the evening with food, and don’t drive when you take it because it might make you sleepy.”

Current Mood: Irritated at Humanity |
Currently Listening To - Woody Guthrie - “The Woody Guthrie Story”

Five Questions Meme

Filed under: General — Trent @ 12:24 pm

I was rescued from impending productivity by stumbling across Bill Shunn’s blog and Five Questions Meme currently doing the rounds in the blogosphere.

Here’s the five questions meme. Here’s how it works:

1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

So here’s what Bill asked:

1. Where do you fall in your family’s sibling order? How do you get along with your siblings?
2. Tell me about the place where you live. Why is it a good place to live?
3. For what Greek myth do you feel the greatest personal affinity?
4. Is soccer (or football, as the rest of the world knows it) really superior to our American sports? Why or why not?
5. Would you be able to live without writing?

And my answers are below:
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Because I Can

Filed under: General — Trent @ 11:07 pm


From www.thedog-club.com.

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Hee hee. German Shepherds are the best.

Pure Fantasy

Filed under: * Footie, - England/EPL — Trent @ 10:34 am


So I issued a challenge to a number of e-mates regarding an English Premier League fantasy team. I don’t have a lot of time to put into this but the game’s fairly straight forward and the first eleven will likely make you or break you. Here’s my initial team, picked in about eleven minutes this morning:

Goalkeeper, Petr Cech—Chelski

Defender, Michael Dawson—Tottenham

Defender, Tal Ben Haim—Bolton

Defender, Celestine Babayaro—Newcastle

Midfield, Claude Makelele—Chelski

Midfield, Aaron Lennon—Tottenham

Midfield, Xavi Alonso—Liverpool

Midfield, Phil Jagielka—Sheffield United

Midfield, Nobby Solano—Newcastle

Striker, Craig Bellamy—Liverpool

Striker, Thierry Henry—Ars*nal

This will likely change as I’m questioning the inclusion of Claude Makelele as, having now read the rules, I realize he won’t get points for a clean sheet since he counts as a midfielder. Dude never scores and points aren’t awarded for tackles. No wonder he was so cheap… Phil Jagielka? Who the hell is that? Apparently he’s played every game for Sheffield United for the past two years and, most importantly, was affordable.

My plan was to go with a guaranteed keeper and guaranteed striker, which I’ve done with Cech and Henry. The rest of the team could go either way. Can Bellamy score with Liverpool and will Solano continue to produce with Newcastle? Will Tottenham, Bolton, and Newcastle be solid in defense? Was Xavi Alonso overpriced? I guess we’ll find out. I’m a little disappointed ESPN can’t keep up with the transfers. Damien Duff is still listed at Chelski, for instance, even though he recently transferred to Newcastle.

Let me know if you want to play as enrollment is now open. Free transfers until the season starts in mid-August.

Current Mood: Passive |
Currently Listening To - Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros - “Global a Go-Go”

Stoke, Stoke, Stoke!

Filed under: Reading, Writing — Trent @ 1:33 pm

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So the creative forge of last week has cooled somewhat but I’m trying to stoke, stoke, stoke it to keep things malleable.

A few weeks back Dave Schwartz elicited comments on the differences between the short story form and the novel with interesting results. This means a great deal more to me today since I’ve decided I’ve got two ideas that are incontrovertibly novel-length that I’ve started.

I thought one would be structured as a series of stand-alone episodes in the life of a modern-day hero loosely modeled after Theseus. Each episode could function as both a chapter and short story. The whole idea stems from a finished short story (patiently waiting to be shipped out) that I decided could be a lot more. I started working on the second chapter/story when I realized, rather rudely, that this scheme is not going to work. You can’t write eight or nine short stories dealing with a continuum of events and expect it to come out smelling like a novel, because it won’t. It will smell like a collection of short stories. And that would be unsatisfying if you thought you picked up a novel.

As I wrote the beginning to episode two, it occurred to me that I needed to elaborate on some things to further ground the world; they’ll be important soon, although not immediately. A reread told me that it wasn’t too bad for a first draft but a sucky start to a short story. I get the sense it’s okay for a novel as the reader understands that s/he will be settling in with these characters for several hundred pages, so it’s nice to get to know them early. Short stories offer no such luxury. There’s a lot left in the margins of short stories, so to speak, and stuff that isn’t part of the action usually does not belong.

I still believe the episodes can function as independently entertaining short stories but it’ll be far easier to go from chapter–>short story rather than short story–>chapter. To help get to the bottom of how this can be successfully done, I bought a copy of Charlie Finlay’s The Prodigal Troll to see the differences between the novel and his short stories in F&SF.

I also bought Mary Renault’s The King Must Die that recounts the life of Theseus and is written as a quasi-historical novel. I’m interested in how she does this; it was quite a popular book for awhile. So it links into the Theseus mythos is one reason I want to read but there’s another reason. The first time I ever sat down to start a novel was in 1996, right after graduating college. The story links a number of little-known episodes that happened in and around the Trojan War, told from the perspective of Thersites. I’ve often thought about starting it over because I like the general idea of the story but instinctively I knew the writing was dog shit and stopped before I wasted too much time.

All this reading and writing should keep me occupied until September when I start school and will likely drop it all, one-eigth finished.

Current Mood: Bleck |
Currently Listening To - Liz Phair - “Exile in Guyville”

All Right, All Right, I’ll Blabber Already…

Filed under: Writing — Trent @ 3:04 pm


This is more for me than you, but I put down 7000 words this week, which is quite an output for me. Here are the specifics:

Mon, July 17, 2006 - 2500 words on “Sleeping Weather” (short story)
Tues, July 18, 2006 - 2800 words on “Unwelcome Guest” (1st chapter of novel-ish thingy)
Thurs, July 20, 2006 - 900 words on “Boulevard of Broken Ribs” (Castleneff, part II)
Fri, July 21, 2006 - 800 words on “Unwelcome Guest” (2nd chapter of said novel-ish thingy)

Think less, write more. Can you do New Year’s Resolutions in July?

No more from me until Monday because we’re off to see the nieces in Minneapolis! Oh yeah, my brother and his wife will be there too…

More Random Pictures

Filed under: Outdoors — Trent @ 10:58 am


I don’t need to blab today either. Instead, I’ll distract you with more pictures. A set of outdoorsy ones this time.

     

 

     

Current Mood: Okay |
Currently Listening To - Liz Phair - “Whip-Smart”

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