The Always Insightful Insights of Trent Hergenrader

Pure Fantasy

Filed under: * Footie, - England/EPL — Trent @ 10:34 am


So I issued a challenge to a number of e-mates regarding an English Premier League fantasy team. I don’t have a lot of time to put into this but the game’s fairly straight forward and the first eleven will likely make you or break you. Here’s my initial team, picked in about eleven minutes this morning:

Goalkeeper, Petr Cech—Chelski

Defender, Michael Dawson—Tottenham

Defender, Tal Ben Haim—Bolton

Defender, Celestine Babayaro—Newcastle

Midfield, Claude Makelele—Chelski

Midfield, Aaron Lennon—Tottenham

Midfield, Xavi Alonso—Liverpool

Midfield, Phil Jagielka—Sheffield United

Midfield, Nobby Solano—Newcastle

Striker, Craig Bellamy—Liverpool

Striker, Thierry Henry—Ars*nal

This will likely change as I’m questioning the inclusion of Claude Makelele as, having now read the rules, I realize he won’t get points for a clean sheet since he counts as a midfielder. Dude never scores and points aren’t awarded for tackles. No wonder he was so cheap… Phil Jagielka? Who the hell is that? Apparently he’s played every game for Sheffield United for the past two years and, most importantly, was affordable.

My plan was to go with a guaranteed keeper and guaranteed striker, which I’ve done with Cech and Henry. The rest of the team could go either way. Can Bellamy score with Liverpool and will Solano continue to produce with Newcastle? Will Tottenham, Bolton, and Newcastle be solid in defense? Was Xavi Alonso overpriced? I guess we’ll find out. I’m a little disappointed ESPN can’t keep up with the transfers. Damien Duff is still listed at Chelski, for instance, even though he recently transferred to Newcastle.

Let me know if you want to play as enrollment is now open. Free transfers until the season starts in mid-August.

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4 Comments »

  1. Do we get to have limericks for Premier League, too?

    Consider:

    I know almost nothing ’bout footie
    Except I already hate Chelsea.
    Newcastle’s my pick,
    But it should be some trick
    To win with no strikers but Ameobi.

    Comment by John League — Tue, Jul 25th, 2006 @ 1:40 pm

  2. Limericks of all stripes are always welcome, the bawdier the better.

    Yeah, Newcastle looks a little light up top. That whole Shearer/Owen combination never worked out, what with one retiring and the other being made of papier mache. Not quite sure they wanted Duff, but he’s named after a great beer.

    Comment by Trent — Tue, Jul 25th, 2006 @ 2:35 pm

  3. [...] You may have noticed that I signed players from teams I can’t stand on my fantasy EPL team. I do this to stay happy. So while I’m unhappy Chelski beat Blackburn, Petr Cech kept a clean sheet and earned me 16 points. Elsewhere, my striker Terry Henry blew chance after chance which sucks for my fantasy team but meant the Ars* lost. I’ll take it. [...]

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  4. [...] Due to mid-table mediocrity, O.G. Elmo did some dealing on the transfer market to try and put some pep into the squad. Click here for the original team. [...]

    Pingback by The Always Insightful Insights of Trent Hergenrader » O.G. Elmo Gets Shaken Up — Tue, Sep 12th, 2006 @ 10:31 pm

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