My web stats show that investor confidence is low in the Always Insightful Insights of yours truly. Eight days left in the month with a holiday weekend crammed in there and I’m stuck at a 10-month low in hits, visits, and sites. All the venture capital keeping this site alive is going to back out if I don’t have a strong fourth quarter.

I did have two searches on “beautiful marjorie m. liu at world fantasy convention pictures.” Unfortunately, I found this wedged between searches for “priapism pictures” and “big-breasts-77.” I hope for her sake that the searches are unrelated. It does say something about the content of this site though, doesn’t it?

Maybe I need to change my marketing strategy and target a younger, hipper demographic. Now that I’m on the wrong side of thirty there could be the (mistaken) assumption that I am not, and never was, cool. But there’s strong evidence to the contrary. See? Mohawks are cool, aren’t they kids? Kids? Hello? Helloooo? (sigh) I don’t have enough hair to pull off a mohawk anymore but at least I’ve got a more respectable goatee now. I wish I knew where that Jägermeister t-shirt went though…

Maybe I’ll just drown my sorrows in pumpkin pie…

Have a happy Thanksgiving and travel safely if you’ll be on the roads. The weather doesn’t look too bad here in the upper midwest for the next several days.

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