Last post for the day, promise. But I thought I would be remiss if I didn’t widely publicize the creation of a new drink: the Yooper Mimosa.

Exhibit A: Yooper Mimosa ingredients

* A “Yooper” is of course the nickname of the people of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, or U.P. If you live in the U.P., you’re a Yooper.

* A “mimosa” is three parts champagne with two parts orange juice and is considered high class.

* A “Yooper Mimosa” is three parts boxed Pinot Grigio and two parts Kool Aid Orange singles and is not considered high class. Or even drinkable for that matter.

Exhibit B: Yum?