/ “NO GUTS, NO GLORY” by Paul Thompson Al fin no estuvo el “beautiful game,” (In the end it was not a) Instead Dutchmen again ashamed, But pain they did inflict, Alonso’s ribs so well-kicked, De Jong like the rest playing without aim. “GOOD LUCK IN THE USA” by Paul Thompson I wonder if a [...]

/ Woof. Some truly vulgar ones here. I’ve masked the dirty bits for the gentle reader. “GOOD RIDDANCE” by Troy Hergenrader With the own goal the fire was lit And then Sneijder wrote the obit So the orange bug bit you Don’t let the door hit you By the way, the word Kaka means ‘sh*t’ [...]

/ “SADO-MASOCHISTIC FUN” by Trent Hergenrader Losing to Deutchland’s a sin For the English who were praying to win But four goals they shipped Their side was well-whipped Just like those sex clubs in Berlin “HOMEWARD BOUND” by Trent Hergenrader First to go out were the French frogs Next were the Ivorians plus Drog Then [...]

/ “SCHWEIZER ZOLL (SWISS CUSTOMS)” by Todd Hergenrader At the border, Swiss point you straight back For those Balkan or Muslim or black Need no help for the team Unless your heritage’s pristine Or if you’re solid in defense or attack “NO PENETRATION ALLOWED” by Todd Hergenrader Swiss defense knows a thing ‘bout clean slates [...]