
Yeah, so that whole novel thing is now done. 81,333 words, 268 pages. Most of those words need a lot of work but at least it has beginning, middle, and end. The revisions begin, oh, tomorrow.
I started with an 8800-word short story and wrote about 10K words a week for eight weeks, averaging about 2K words per day. This was neither easy nor excruciating and tended to having bigger production days on Mondays and Tuesdays, lower production days on Thursdays and Fridays, and tended not to work too much on weekends; I often wrote but rarely on the novel. If pressed, I probably could have written faster but there are worse ways to go about your business.

Oh, Slushmaster Doug Cohen from Realms of Fantasy posted a piece on surviving the slush pile. He asked his survivors if he could share our opening paragraphs and why they made him keep reading; mine’s #10, “Black Jack Davy.”

Watched the non-event of the LA Galaxy vs. Chelski but I simply couldn’t not watch the first steps of David Beckham as an MLS player. I told myself, “You know, he’s going to play about ten minutes and won’t do a whole lot.” Which is pretty much what happened. His 60-yard pass was nice (even if not 100% effective) and yes the tackle that made everyone’s heart skip a skip made mine skip too.
And gawd, do Wynalda, Smyth, and O’Brien form a three-headed jackass in the commentary booth or what? They’re flat awful.

I finished the film version of A Scanner Darkly last week and forgot to comment on it. It was good but not great. It leaned a little too much toward slapstick for me. As Dick’s daughter said in the extra features, there’s no doubt the book has its funny parts but I thought Paul Giamatti did a better job evoking the general feeling of disorientation, where you have to laugh at the characters’ drug-addled antics because otherwise it’s just too damn depressing.
Still, I wasn’t sure how the director was going to be able to pull off such a complicated book, but he actually did far better than I expected. One of those movies where I’m not sure how people who hadn’t read the book first would feel about it.

I’m about a quarter through Jim Shepard’s Love and Hydrogen, a short story collection. I read the title story in one of my fiction workshops and was ga-ga over it. The others I’ve read so far haven’t wowed me nearly as much, I’m afraid. The stories are good but lack the sheer imagination of the story “Love and Hydrogen,” even they match its audacity. If that makes any sense.
I’ve also nearly finished Hemingway’s The Fifth Column and Four Stories of the Civil War. The play is crap. The stories are pretty good. On the back jacket, it’s called “unmistakable Hemingway” and I would have to agree—for all the good and bad connotations.

I tested out of the advanced level for my Spanish course Friday and begin the Expert level this week. At once, I’m fairly impressed with my reading comprehension and ability to hold a conversation in certain areas, but I’m also depressed with trying to comprehend a native speaker speaking at a normal pace and topics outside the narrow wedge of my vocabulary.

Geez, did you know they now make a see-thru bear can? Granted, you’d need to line it with a clear plastic bag, but it would be so much nicer than the black one, which was the only game in town for many a year.
Also, if I can vent: I’m not a fan of the Madison REI. It’s a small store that has an uncanny knack for never having what I want, meaning I should just cut out the middleman and order the stuff directly from the REI website and have it shipped to the store. I’m planning on getting an ENO Doublenest Hammock but, of course, they didn’t have it.
Worse, the workers are either clueless or assume you are. Most of the salespeople at the Seattle REI would ask a couple questions first to figure out who they’re talking to: a car camper, a day hiker, marathon backpacker, sherpa, etc. The workers at the REI assume that because they’ve been backpacking a half-dozen times, that’s more than you. I don’t like being told that my super-kickass all-time favorite piece of gear (the $135 featherweight bulletproof sil-tarp) that was tragically lost on a trip isn’t normally kept in stock because it’s “overkill.” If by overkill the guy actually meant “a bit pricey but often a friggin’ lifesaver” then I guess I would agree.
So when I tell the guy that I’m looking for a +55 degree sleeping bag to use for humid summer sleeping and for skeezy Central American hotels where the sheets can stand up and walk, don’t try to nudge me towards the +40 degree, $180 version because it’s more versatile. It’s also, erm, $120 more than I want to spend, considering I already have sleeping bags rated for both 20+ and 0 degrees. Thanks for the advice, but when someone walks in saying, “Yes, I want this exact product” you may wish to consider the fact that said person may not be a complete novice.
At the REI Seattle, the workers there were wilder mountaineers than I’ll ever be; at Rutabaga in Madison, the paddlers there know more about being on the water than your average duck. So it burns my cheese when some dope who has done a couple overnights in the Kettle Moraine thinks he’s a pro. Brutha, please, please, PLEASE!